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A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words

I'm the eldest Sisteroo, and the fact that I feel the need to assert my hierarchical superiority means I also probably need Shrink to help me work through some issues. I'm a part-time web designer and children's book illustrator, and a full-time mom and wife. We live in the South, but we don't say "y'all" (yet). Everything else important about me can be interpreted from the drawing below:
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